How I got involved in the Committee:
I
was volunteered
How I earned my codename:
Massive
displays of fretboard pyrotechnics
What I do for the Committee:
Whatever
the hell I want
What I do for a paycheck:
Bang
your mom
Weird Committee Moment:
When
I nearly gave that jabroni sitting across from me a Columbian Necktie (patent
pending)
Things that bug the CRAP out of me:
you
If I could kill one person in the Committee it would be:
myself
When I take over the world my first priority would be:
institute
mandatory i.q. test and post the results in public
If I could be any superhero in the world it would be:
me
To make me scream really loud you have to:
breathe
I am totally awesome at:
everything
When I was a kid I thought I was going to be a:
power
hungry jerk
Now that I am grown up I am a:
power
hungry jerk with a job