How I got involved in the Committee:
I
was held at gun point and told to join or my kids would be in the committee
instead.
How I earned my codename:
my
goutee
What I do for the Committee:
cook
food and take pictures
What I do for a paycheck:
I
work for a bank and don’t get paid enough.
Weird Committee Moment:
Meeting
the founder and my wife calling me by Steve “I look good” Delgado.
Things that bug the CRAP out of me:
People
who act like lap dogs and Pat… sometimes.
If I could kill one person in the Committee it would be:
The
founder, he f***ed up my knee and I want the other half of my brain back.
When I take over the world my first priority would be:
get
the founder a car, buy Steve a strip club and make him a pimp, give Sean an
endless supply of Rogain and let the rest suffer.
If I could be any superhero in the
world it would be:
Darth
Maul, he's my hero
To
make me scream really loud you have to:
Gr
I am totally awesome at:
sex,
cooking, taking photos, fatherhood, you name it I’m damn good at it
When I was a kid I thought I was going
to be a:
A
lean mean fighting machine.
Now
that I am grown up I am a:
Big
f