Name: Heather

 

How I got involved in the Committee:

I slept with the founder

 

How I earned my codename:

I baked the goods that is Raven

 

What I do for the Committee:

Keep the founder on his toes (ie give him lots of shit)

 

What I do for a paycheck:

You tell me, I have yet to figure out

 

Weird Committee Moment:

Realizing that as much as the founder never wanted to have kids he ain’t to shabby as a father

 

Things that bug the CRAP out of me: 

the founder and all his little cronies (ie the committee)

 

If I could kill one person in the Committee it would be:

the founder so I could bask in the moneys that is his trust fund

 

When I take over the world my first priority would be:

more shiner bach

 

If I could be any superhero in the world it would be: 

I’m already supermom, I don’t need to be a superhero.

 

To make me scream really loud you have to:

drop a fish on the floor

 

I am totally awesome at:

being dramatic

 

When I was a kid I thought I was going to be a:

I can think of nothing

 

Now that I am grown up I am a:

pain in the founder’s arse.