Name: Federal X (aka not available)

How I got involved in the Committee:

I had 5 shots of tequila, and then one thing led to another

How I earned my codename:

working for UPS

What I do for the Committee:

Produce High Quality artwork no one can touch

What I do for a paycheck:

get Panama City hillbillies drunk

Weird Committee Moment:

when I found some kid off the coast of miami and gave him

to his nutty uncle instead of his dad, OOPS!

Things that bug the CRAP out of me:

questionaires

If I could kill one person in the Committee it would be:

I dunno, I guess Matt.  I envy his superior schnozz.

When I take over the world my first priority would be:

giving all amputees parrots free of charge

If I could be any superhero in the world it would be:

that guy with the pot on his head in the PJs from 70s

marvel comics

To make me scream really loud you have to:

make me watch american pie (How the @&!#! can people like

that turd of a film!?!?)

I am totally awesome at:

bizarre comic knowledge, bartending, and finding a way

to drop my pants at the worst time.

When I was a kid I thought I was going to be a:

little bit taller, maybe a baller, wish I had girlie w/a

beeper and I'd call her...

Now that I am grown up I am:

the dopest, flyest, OG-pimp Mother-F**ker working in

hip-hop today.

SLAYGAL