Name: Matthew 

 

How I got involved in the Committee: 

I founded it after the disassociation of the Electric H-town Homicide Connection (midgets not included)

 

How I earned my codename: 

Lots of hard work and a whole bunch of pride

 

What I do for the Committee: 

I serve as the local bad ass and the butt of most jokes

 

What I do for a paycheck: 

Tell other people to do my bidding

 

Weird Committee Moment: 

when I realized that I was the center of the committee that everything else revolved around me and that without me the other committee members would never have banded together….or that time I was diagnosed with delusions of grandeur.

 

Things that bug the CRAP out of me: 

stupid people, shitty drivers (i.e. anyone who doesn’t drive as fast as me), people who have no logic to back up their opinions, people who supply it and then deny it.

 

If I could kill one person in the Committee it would be:

James, so I could hork all his game systems and turn my den into an arcade, charging 10 bucks a head and racking in the dough…BOOYAH!!!

 

When I take over the world my first priority would be:

to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of the women

 

If I could be any superhero in the world it would be:

Batman, cause he can beat the crap out of anyone no matter what abilities they have.

 

To make me scream really loud you have to:

make me listen to any of the millions of cloned bands from the 90’s

 

I am totally awesome at:

kicking ass….neat and tidy like, too.

 

When I was a kid I thought I was going to be a:

a bum or a writer

 

Now that I am grown up I am a:

a bum who wants to be a writer….close enough.